Top 45
Oxymorons:
45. Act
naturally
44. Found
missing
43. Resident
alien
42. Advanced
BASIC
41. Genuine
imitation
40. Airline
Food
39. Good grief
38. Same
difference
37. Almost
exactly
36. Government
organization
35. Sanitary
landfill
34. Alone
together
33. Legally
drunk
32. Silent
scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business
ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military
Intelligence
25. Software
documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet
sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now,
then ..."
20. Synthetic
natural gas
19. Passive
aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly
misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct
Life
14. Temporary
tax increase
13. Computer
jock
12. Plastic
glasses
11. Terribly
pleased
10. Computer
security
9. Political
science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite
maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce
pound cake
4. Diet ice
cream
3. Working
vacation
2. Exact
estimate
and the #1
oxymoron is
1. Microsoft
Works