A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD

 

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

 

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

 

Practice safe snacks - always use condiments.

 

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

 

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

 

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

 

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

 

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

 

Banning the bra was a big flop.

 

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell

 

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

 

Without geometry, life is pointless.

 

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

 

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

 

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

 

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.